Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Art History AP Test can suck it.




Oh Art History...
How I so solemnly despise the.
As I read about Paleolithic and neolithic stone
I feel the ache in my bones.
Well, my skull bone that is...
As my brain begins to explode,
I can at least thank the lord Mt. Vesuvius no longer continues to erode.
That would really bite
for studying the entire history of art is enough to keep me up at night.
Maybe after this wretched test I will have the delight,
of returning to my surreal dreams of the twilight.
Dali would most certainly be pleased
Though Van Gogh would never comply with the mental state of ease.

As I continue to turn the pages,
its hard to believe how many phases
art has experienced throughout the ages.
Ranging from 4000 "B.C.E" to the present,
Remembering this all is nothing but a torment.
Wild beast is what this test has created, or as the French would say, "fauve".
Yes, in order to retain all there is to know about art,
One must be as fauve as Matisse himself.